Mother Nature? Simone would like to request a program for the duration of this season. She's having trouble keeping up with the score this Spring. You see, it's all moving rather rapidly and she's a girl who has trouble with focus. Last week, she ran outside for a quick pee and was assaulted by icy flakes of frozen precipitation.
The Furry G attempted to take a few glamor shots by the pool, but when she called out to Simone, the poor little thing couldn't keep her eyes open. Simone does not take kindly to items falling into her eyes or on her ears. She says it's "bourgeois". Zali is expanding her vocabulary, en francais.
Now the gardens got right back up to speed after the six inches we got last week, partly due to the extreme temperature bump we got this week. It was in the upper seventies today. The windows are open and it's hot. Yes, Zali, "tres chaud, tres chaud". I got it. Very dramatic I might add, with the panting and the lying on your back, paw draped over your forehead. You are NOT having a heat stroke.
"PlusFroid!"
No, Simone, I cannot make it cold again. It's too early to turn on the air conditioner. No, I do not know Mother Nature personally, so I cannot ask her. The vegetable garden is happier with this weather. Yes, the broccoli liked being blanketed by the snow. Oh, why did he ever teach you to speak French?
"PlusFroid!PlusFroid!PlusFroid!MaintenantPlusFroid!"
Zali? May I speak to you? En francais, s'il vous plait?
