Yesterday, Simone would not go outside to relieve herself because she thought it was raining. The gusty day was blowing down the wisteria. It's a bridal wonderland just beyond the back door.
AhDon'tCareWhatYouSay.IshRainingDammit.BiteMe.StuffIsFallingOut
OfTheSky,Right?INotDatWittle.
Isn'tDatWhatYouBuyMeThePeePadsFor?Huh?RainOnTheseEars!NoWay!
It's a good thing she's so cute.